Welcome to the Circus show!

Hoodrat and I (Randstad) have been quietly..well not so quietly sitting back buying our time to unleash and expose the senselessness that takes place at our very own University of Connecticut. We have questions to ask, stories to share and general "WTF were you thinking"

Hoodrat obtained his name from one unfortunate run in with the law very early on first semester while performing "Hoodrat shit" 

Despite all this we still love him..we even dedicated a dollar to him at our favorite bar, Teds. 

Randstad (Me). This is my second blog, other one is Shepley Chronicles. Im gonna be honest, my blog name has no cool story or anything behind it. Its just my yahoo and google username. And the name Randstad is a staffing agency back home. All in all i think the name is cool. 

The Incredible Hulk (the final member of the dynamic trio, the tripod, tres amigos or The Ducks) is our token black guy, or that black guy. He likes to pick things up and put them down, get drunk and try to save people with his infinite wisdom and finally he likes to dougie. 

We live/hang out with a well defined set of rules.

First rule, Ducks fly together.

Second rule, Ducks fly together.

Third rule, Stick to the "Bro Code"

Like we said, we have some questions we would like answered.

1. Why do 50% of the women/girls at the gym wear tie-dye shirts? Are they more comfortable when you work out? Do they hide your sweat patches better than other shirts? Why tie-dye?

2. Does Uconn have a breeding pit for gingers? Theyre everywhere! We cant go to the gym without seeing at least 5 of them. 

3. a.)Is it really necessary to text while on the elliptical or treadmill? Im pretty sure you can go an hour or so without texting. Also, does anyone actually look where they are walking? I mean i do because i wouldnt be able to make this observation otherwise..but people are glued to their screens. 

3. b.)Also, they always walk around like they are having the worst day of their life. What is going on that you cant even smile or say hello to a stranger?

3. c.) Is the "fuck you" face a new trend that i dont know about?

4. On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the hardest thing you have ever done. How hard is it to read while on the elliptical and treadmill? 

5. What is the machine that people use that looks like you are skating or something. And what muscles does that work?

General comments: If you dont want people to stare, dont wear booty shorts. Also, not every guy is checking you out. If youre a ginger..its prolly just your hair.